If it Wasn't for the Midges: Malky McEwan's Number One Guide to SCOTLAND

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The really FUNNY thing about being a COP

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The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT

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How to be the most OUTSTANDING COP in the world: In a silly way

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'Outstanding' Fiendish & Fun Lateral Thinking Puzzles

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'Even Better' Fiendish & Fun Lateral Thinking Puzzles

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'The Ultimate' Fiendish & Fun Lateral Thinking Puzzles

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What's the BIG DEAL: The remarkable story of the King of Entrepreneurs

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If it Wasn't for the Midges: Malky McEwan's Number One Guide to SCOTLAND

The really FUNNY thing about being a COP

5/5
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The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT

How to be the most OUTSTANDING COP in the world: In a silly way

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5/5

The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT

How to be the most OUTSTANDING COP in the world: In a silly way

5/5
5/5

The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT

How to be the most OUTSTANDING COP in the world: In a silly way

5/5
5/5

Oh, my goodness! How good is Scottish water straight from the tap? 

 

Following on from his three hilarious police memoirs, Malky has turned his attention to Scoland. He’s zipped around the country by train, car, bike, and on foot, and produced a book sprinkled with fairy dust. It delights with anecdotes, brings the history alive and tells you what you really need to know about Scotland. 

One book

Discover Scotland's intriguing history and places that will breath away all in one bookvisited places that took his breath away.

The Best Places

Learn about the best places to visit. You'll never be short of great food and drink places to visit .

Best food

Food, drink, and beautiful views. This book will guide you with expert eye to the best local and unique spots.

Oh, my goodness! How good is Scottish water straight from the tap? 

Voted the most beautiful country in the world, Scotland topped the poll as the most stunning place on the planet. Who is Malky to disagree? Following on from his three hilarious police memoirs, Malky has turned his attention to Scotland. He’s zipped around the country by train, car, bike, and on foot, to showcase the best Scotland offers

tHE REALLY FUNNY THING ABOUT BEING A COP

Discover Scotland's intriguing history and places that will breath away all in one bookvisited places that took his breath away.

THE REALLY STUPID THING ABOUT BEING A SERGEANT

Learn about the best places to visit. You'll never be short of great food and drink places to visit. rergergs sgsdfg

HOW TO BE THE MOST OUTSTANDING COP IN THE WORLD

Food, drink, and beautiful views. This book will guide you with expert eye to the best local and unique spots.

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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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