About Malky McEwan

30 Years

For over 30 years I spent in the Scottish police force which has given me some hilarious funny stories which I have shared with you in my books.

FAMILY

I am married with three amazing sons and a dog called Toby.

Scotland

I live in Central Scotland, hence the reason for my fascinating and amusing stories about this amazing place.

Author

Author of three eye-opening and hilarious police books and now one about exploring Scotland. And something for those who like a puzzle - all royalties are donated to a worthy charity.

For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world - in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis, and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

The best police interview ever

This was a video created by my little brother and No. 3 son for my 50th birthday... it tells how I am so competitive and how I like red wine and Indian takeaways.

The best police interview ever

This was a video created by my little brother for my 50th birthday. I hope you enjoy it, just a bit of fun.

FAQ

Most frequent questions and answers

I am currently on my eighth book.

Pure enjoyment and to relive and share all my funny stories. 

Too many to mention, that is why you need to read my books.

My home in Scotland

I’m proud of them all.

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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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