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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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For over thirty years Malky McEwan was the most outstanding cop in the world – in a silly way. He lives in Scotland, breeds Haggis and strangles bagpipes. He has some thought-provoking questions for you and a funny story to tell.

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